Saturday, September 30, 2006

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What woman want in a Man?

[ Well with age things change and same do these preferences ]


What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.


11 reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE [ and I'm one of them..]

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?


Wala I don't =/ ...

P.S: No offence meant, gentlemen, sirs. =)

14 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

يا سلام لو الموضوع يترجم ويندز لشعبان عبدالرحيم ويسويها اغنيتة الجديدة
اتوقع راح تكسر الدنيا

3:32 AM  
Blogger Bed0uin said...

عاجل : ههههههه لا يباااااا لا يحووووشك شعبان اصلن كل شي يحوله اغنييه =)

8:23 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

nice post:)))
bs belive me this list should be reviwd every 6 monthes
:)

1:11 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

food solves all, go to kitty and eat.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Maximilian said...

عدل لول .. سبب طلاق 99% من بنات الكويت اهو انهم قبل الزواج على قدر كبييييييييييير من التفاؤول في انهم يلقووون ولد الحلال اللي فيه كل هالصفات

شكرا خيتييييي

6:32 PM  
Blogger bo_sale7 said...

السؤال اللي مفروض ينسأل : منو يفهم الحريم ؟
اذا كان الموضوع مبني على وجهة نظر انثى شنو راح تتوقعين يكون التحليل ؟
الانسان سواء كان ذكر او انثى يظل بالنهاية انسان ومشاعر الانسان من ابسط ما يكون....لكن الماديات والرغبة بالتميز ضيعت اللمسة الحقيقية لابسط المشاعر
انا ادري انه البوست مأخوذ من النت ....بس مو كل شي موجود بالنت يعتبر حقيقة مسلم فيها ...
تحياتي

5:18 AM  
Blogger Bed0uin said...

Meshari: maybe =P

purgatory: hahaha,, shakhbari .. ayam gabel food solves everything .. but it doesn't work anymore! =] 7ayak allah fi bloggy =P

cute-q8i: بعد شنسوي من حقنا نحلم ويا ريت يتحقق الحلم =/ لكن هم تغاضينا عن وايد شغلات علشان نتزوج ... عفوا خييي

princess: hehehehe Join the club Sistaaaaaaah =P

bo_sale7: ...هالبوست مجرد بوست لا وجهة نظر ولا هما يحزنووون ونكوون صريحيييين محد فاهم احد
you're absolutly right., I totally agree with you ".لكن الماديات والرغبة بالتميز ضيعت اللمسة الحقيقية لابسط المشاعر"
I got it as a fwd msg then decided to published it just to make you smile, not to wonder =)
and of course not everything info. on the net is true,, we know that ,but I laughed at it and wanted you guys to enjoy it =)
تحياتي لــــــك =)

1:10 PM  
Blogger coquette said...

My list keeps changing drastically…right now I'm down to:
1)Normal guy
2)University degree(in ANYTHING!!)
3)Steady job
4)Not fat
5)A good guy
lol

9:49 PM  
Blogger The pie fairy said...

lol we keep waiting for that perfect guy but 7aram the more we grow older we become more n more desperate. Nice blog by the way :)

5:18 PM  
Blogger Bed0uin said...

coquette : LOL!!!! EE walla! ME TOOO bas wainhom! LOL

Girl Meets World : men na7yat desperate MEN OMAA! looooool moshkilla walla! o thanks o 7ayach allah kelyoom ta3alay =P

Londony: LOOOOOL chenna ana! allah yaster! =P

11:39 PM  
Blogger bo9ali7 said...

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

LOOOL

2:57 AM  
Blogger enter-q8 said...

انا مع اخوي بوصالح في طرحه

و اطالب باقتراح بقانون تطبيق ماقاله اخوي عاجل


Bed0uin

ليش ماكو عربي بمدونتك
ترى والله العربي حلو
و تعبيره اقوي

7:52 AM  
Blogger Bed0uin said...

bosali7 : Sorry, I didn't get you.. =/

enter-q8: هههههه خوووش والله =P
وبالعكس قاعده اكتب بالعربي والانجليزي ولا يهمك احاول اني اكتب بالعربي اكثر =)
وهذي الساعه المباركه والله

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

السلام عليكم ورحمه الله وبركاته 00000000 جمعه طيبه مباركـــــــــــــــــــه 0000000 • رَبَّنَا إِنَّنَا سَمِعْنَا مُنَادِيًا يُنَادِي للإيمَانِ أَنْ آمِنُوا بِرَبِّكُمْ فَآمَنَّا رَبَّنَا فَاغْفِرْ لَنَا ذُنُوبَنَا وَ كَفِّرْ عَنَّا سَيِّئَاتِنَا وَ تَوَفَّنَا مَعَ الأبْرَارِ * رَبَّنَا وَ آتِنَا مَا وَعَدْتَنَا عَلَى رُسُلِكَ و لا تُخْزِنَا يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ إِنَّكَ لا تُخْلِفُ الْمِيعَادَ . • رَبَّنَا ظَلَمْنَا أَنفُسَنَا وَإِنْ لَمْ تَغْفِرْ لَنَا وَتَرْحَمْنَا لَنَكُونَنَّ مِنْ الْخَاسِرِينَ . • رَبَّنَا لا تَجْعَلْنَا فِتْنَةً لِلْقَوْمِ الظَّالِمِينَ * وَنَجِّنَا بِرَحْمَتِكَ مِنْ الْقَوْمِ الْكَافِرِينَ تقبل الله منا ومنكم صالح الاعمال

5:58 AM  

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